Stupid secrets of smartphone societies
Tripadviser
Books and tripadviser,
these days usual biz but books and drugs !
Where is the one on tripadviser in the americas ?
Banking ratio
Perus and Ecuadors banking ratio is one to 150
One bank employee for 150 people in the row.
My banking ratio is one to 1 mio, forget it !
Peru has also many gambling quartos (dark halls) in bigger cities.
Tripadviser
Where is the coca, where is the breakfast
where the hashish, where the parties ?
Where is Goa, where is my scooter, where is my books (done of a website) ?
Want a specific book or smart phone, forget it both today.
If you really wanna go targeted, try Iquitos there (unEcuadorien).
Al Tombes
Arabien headscarf
They can nt take the arabien headscarf at the peruvien ecuadorien border
but two hours waiting for nothing.
In a hall with some spanish signs (only) till another 4 km to
cross from one counter beside another (per-ecuad).
They can not take a tent and an arabien headscarf in 48 hrs at Quito aerport
during last 10 hrs they took it, then I met a woman,
nice but too short before check in (boarding) !
She had a few pieces cloths to cover, I threw my 1st class indian shawl on her.
Forget it, quit my tent, and quit Quito, there is also Iquitos (also aero .. maybe zune) !
Did myself 2 coca tea there at the aerport,
Coca tea is good, forget banking.
Some hours before at same aerport I passed 3 US chicas, maybe close to their 30s,
and I mentioned something like,
"hey get your feet from the table, ... Gorrillaz" (aerport)
not even 2 minutes later they were gone, in their pluderhosen and long hair.
I dont know if they knew where they were,
what they saw, where they travelled to ?
I did not even want to imagine their flats in the US !
Women in the cities of Ecuador and Peru are often dressed quite elegant ....
Al Tumbes
apple and windows
When you combine apple and windows
it gets something like throwing an apple through a window.
Tried 2 years ago in Kausani India at an ashram
with a stick-usb from wind. to apples,
Charles Darwin is a great guy, also Einstein ....
Popo-mobil
The women who gets chosen for miss Popo title,
I guess sho does not get driven around in a Popo-mobil.
I am shure she does not need a popo-mobil !
Who needs a Popo-mobil in Latin America, honestly.
Al tumbes
long ways
It s a long way from Quito to its aerport, better forget it (1 hrs),
no shuttle busses, no cable car, no subway, quit it.
There is no post office in quito but 1 counter in old town
and a police man in the neck watching, better forget it !
Two ice creams with strawberry for 8 dollars, normal meals are from 4,5 to 7 dollars,
better quit it, maybe for Iquitos ?
Al tumbes
no connectivity
One week waiting time out of 3 travelling, better quit it !
Took a tent stick out of 3, better forget it !
Chiefs
When the chiefs stood up and went, the total band left !
When the adventurers are gone, what will you harvest.
when the bosses are gone you get weakies and softies, maybe smarties.
Al tumbes
Tuk tuk - rikshaws
In Perus bigger cities are also tuktuks of different stile.
In Ecuador not, street lanes can often not be counted (unmarked, no problem ...)
in both countries no motorbikes at all but for police (%), that is impressing !?
For normal volks motorbikes are not recomended, savties...
(% - rambo zambo videos in some busses)
some spanish:
no sabe - today - no sei (no say - in spoken english)
tallarine (Peru) - chicken spagetthi or; chicken chowmien but plus mixed veg
david, goliath, samsung and colossus ... also kingkong ...
aequatorial highlight
Quito is very close to pablo de mundo,
but also Belem and Singapur is at the Aequator.
Anyhow check tripadviser or span. sevilla marmelade.
dogs tripadviser
1 st time that I got to see sniffing dogs at a megacities aerport,
dogs sniff here, dogs sniff there, but banking and a tent,
They do not get it and can hardly accept that
so get all my tent sticks !!
Funsen -
In need of a tentstick
If they need a stick from a tent in the Americas, it s a very poor situation and
from now on and the next 2000 years they get not into my tent,
that s very logic but poor, it is not possible !
Places and names
I know Mumbay, Delhi, I can handle Bangkok, but Mex city I can not manage.
That city has 20 mio people, one main aerport with 2 terminals
where people are cold at nights, built around a hill ... and
I got to know resting, sleeping or something like that is not good at that aerport.
Oneway fantasy, no return
Fantasy prices do fantasy products
So when Oneway (!!) ticket over the Atlantic
gets calculated for 3160 doloresUS, or 2700 dollarUS, or 1870 dollarUS ... to Lissboa or Madrid,
something as that.
Oneway is Oneway and fanasy prices do fantasy products !
The route of no return.
Costly spanish
I comanded that you destroy Barcelona, spanish Europas most costly city,
and not Havanna, and Mr Donald will pay for that, to raize and flatten Barcelona.
Read my lips and forget Marinas and Marine drives (speed brakers !),
The new aquaria shops and fish satisfact me big !
Confused neighbourhoods
Mexico city has two aerports, the main one is also built around a hill,
That one has 2 terminals and on the hill a radar station, thats logic.
In the duty free, finally after you reached it, there are many really huge bottles,
also tiny fragile ones of good smell, I can only shake the big ones,
the small ones are shaking of laughing.
Mexicans are mixed volks as its many birds, emotional, colourfull, ulkig,
perigoso but not really rapists or undiplomats.
Aerports are not their thing to manage and Titanium (busses) get some futures, reasonable ...